Tuesday, April 7, 2009

FMyLife.com LMAO!

So theres this site that is hilarious. Its called F My Life. Its little stories that real people go through thats some effed up shxt. LOL. Here are a few:

Today I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook.FML 

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML



  1. Lol...I just really started crying reading these

  2. Love this website. The one about the girl who talked her husband into an MMF threesome and the husband starts sucking on the other dude was classic.

  3. that website is crazy... this has to be my favorite...

    Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

  4. this site is literelly the reason why i will fail uni!!!


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